Here is a good one.
Early this morning I was working on my garden. A wasp attacked me and while I was trying to fight it off I actually punched myself (and hard) in the eye.
I have been nursing my eye since then.
Just had it checked out and I was told that I will be OK.
Needless to say the GF has been rolling on the floor laughing at my situation. Her main concern was the wasp, and did it fly off OK.
I am going to take the next few hours off.
I have a lot of stuff to post, and I will try my best to blog later this evening.
F____ wasp!